It Might Be A Different Story

2006 huh? To tell you the truth I've been horribly underwhelmed by it so far. For me it has consisted of little other than sleeping, masturbating, eating, driving and vomiting. Not exactly in that order, but pretty close.

Actually that's a lie, the first 7 hours of the new year where quite eventful, I'm not entirely sure I remember why, but going off of how I felt yesterday afternoon I'm pretty sure that they were wild times.

Now that the new year is finally here and the silly season has just about finished I feel that it is time for me to rethink my values as I feel that over the past few months they have become skewed. Now, these are not resolutions, not in any way, shape or form. They are more like a redirection of my energies. I'm not entirely sure what I will be directing my energies towards. That's actually quite a scary sort of thought. I literally have no idea what the coming few months will bring. I am a man without a plan, so what sort of man is that? I hadn't really realised it. I think that I was too busy killing time and braincells waiting for the sun to come up after another night out. Ah, I certainly hadn't expected this to be up on the screen in front of me when I started writing this. I was just trying to give my dick a breather before I beat it again. Ha!

I think that I know how this may have come about. I've spent a bit of time today reading various blogs and things like that. There's a few that I read sporadically and I'm not sure what it is that draws me to them, but they're more often than not little more than angry rants at the world. I think that it's sort of a little voyeuristic and I've had to have a replacement for fark since I cured myself of that addiction. Anyways, alot of people have chosen this time of year to write about what they hope to achieve in 2006 and what they are looking forward to leaving behind in 2005. The only thing that I know that I've said goodbye to in 2005 is my ATM card which I lost at the casino the other night. I'm not especially happy about that either.

I kind of feel as though I'm writing in circles here. Probably because I can't think of an acceptable answer off the top of my head. Another question I don't know how to answer at the moment is what to do with my moustache. I kind of like it, but I feel that it's kind of a novelty type thing and that it might be time to get rid of it. One reason that I'm a bit worried about losing it is that I was bitten on the face by a dog the other night. I really shouldn't have grabbed him like that and I paid the price. Oh well. When I touch it my face feels kind of weird, so I don't really know what the hair is hiding. Could just be a bruise. Anyways.


I have a particularly pungent personal aroma at the moment. It has a real sting to it. Perhaps that is where all of these questions are coming from, I could be kind of high from my own supply. It is really that bad.