Unleashed
That kid at work who is mental flipped his switch onto psychotic again today. I'm not too sure what set him off, but he certainly wasn't acting like a normal 5 year old boy.
Some of the names I was called today include:
Moron
Uncle Smelly
Pizzaface
Bastard
It was pretty intense. I don't think that he actually knows what most of those words mean, and that he was just saying them to get a reaction out of me. It didn't work. He could call me names until he's blue in the face and it wouldn't worry me. I've been called far worse things by people who's opinion I actually care about. Still, it's pretty antisocial of the kid. He's going to have a hard time at school next year.
There were some good lines from him today as well. Something about going down to Hell to see the Devil. I'm not sure if he was talking about his teacher, or talking about himself. There was something about me having a girlfriend. Then he was saying how he was going to pinch me on my doodle. And then he tried to. He was never going to get close. Then he said something about squeezing his teacher's sexy boobies. Weird shit.
About half an hour after this all happened, he had a talk with his teacher, apologised to me, then went and played with the rest of the kids outside. I have no idea what motivates this child, and it's quite worrying. Where would he be coming up with some of the stuff that he does? You have to hear it somewhere. I'm interested in meeting his mum. I have no idea what she's like. She's probably bonkos as well.
I went and saw Little Miss Sunshine last night. It was very enjoyable. Both funny and sad, I guess you could say it was poignant. Some of it was a little heavy for me at the moment, but overall I'd have to say that it was immensely enjoyable and I would definately reccommend it. I went in having no idea what was going to happen, and I was pleasantly surprised with what did. Life's like that sometimes.
So I'm thinking about going and doing some hosing in a little bit. I'm also considering going to see The Grudge 2. I'm not thinking about it too hard though, as I think that that would be an extremely silly thing to do. Why would I want to subject myself to that sort of torture on a Wednesday night?
It's my brother Dirty Dave's birthday tomorrow. I don't know what I'm going to get him for his birthday. He's not very excited about it. I can't actually remember what I did for my 19th. I'm pretty sure I got really drunk and probably said something inappropriate. Good times!
posted by Robb @ 8:44 PM
2 Comments:
Hey dude, I'll call you on Tuesday about catching up, have three exams between now and then and I'm stressing. Just one comment I wanted to make, (and obviously I'm not a child psychologist) but sexualised behaviour in a 5 year old and mood swings are often red flags for sexual abuse.
Anyways talk soon
Oh, man that kid is a laugh riot. Uncle Smelly? Fucking classic. I'm going to call people that. Sexy boobies? Little disturbing, but still funny in a 'kids say the darndest shit' kind of way.
The easy option is to immediately think sexual abuse, perhaps at the hands of 'Uncle Smelly', but it may be that his parents are just far too open with each other and/or they let him take in whatever media he wants. Either way, if he's trying to pinch people's doodles something needs to be done.
Totally agree on Little Miss Sunshine. I think I wrote it in my LJ, but it's probably the best new film I've seen in a year.
Happy birthday Dave!
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