Consider The Ravens

Today has been a pretty typical sort of a Monday. Nothing terribly exciting has happened.

Actually that's not quite true. I just saw a segment on Cops and that was exciting! There was a black "little person" doing backflips on the side of the strip in Las Vegas. The policeman pulled up, the little person ran away then climbed up a light pole.

The policeman managed to coax him down then arrested him. Then the little guy tried to break free from his handcuffs using brute strength. It didn't work. Then the policeman called in his superior officer, the Sarge. The Sarge and the original police officer spoke to the handcuffed little person and decided that they'd take him to a venue on the strip that employed little people to do circus tricks.

They arrived at the venue, the little person prisoner was greeted by another little person who shook his hand, even though he was still in handcuffs. The owner of the venue then appeared. The policemen uncuffed the little person, who then proceeded to do several backflips. The owner was impressed and agreed to give him a job. Even though he had arrived in a police car. And handcuffs. And was homeless. And crazy.

Still, it was nice to see something like that on Cops. Especially when it had been an otherwise uneventful day.

Apart from eating half a kilo of sausages. And 3 potatoes worth of mash. I still feel very full.