I'm Totally Bummed M.I.A Aren't Playing The Gold Coast BDO

I did something kind of dumb this morning. I was at a friend's place and they were naked. We were about to have breakfast and it was decided that we would have it on the balcony of the apartment. It was kind of rainy this morning, and it's not exactly a busy street so it was also decided that we would not only have breakfast on the balcony, that we would have it naked. So I dropped my reg grundies and got nude. Real nude. And we had breakfast. Tea and toast on the balcony in the morning. There was actually a bit of traffic on this supposedly quiet street, but I was confident that people wouldn't really be able to see too much because we were three floors up. I was kind of self conscious about my pubes, because my friend is a shaven haven, it didn't worry me greatly though. It was really quite lovely. And then the intercom rang.

It turns out that it was my friend's parents, they were coming over to have lunch with their offspring. Their first question to me (I had put my pants back on as soon as I realised somebody was coming up) was whether I was naked on the balcony. I said no. I mean, to be nude on the balcony? That's just rude! It's rude to be nude, at least that's what I said.

Anyways, I extricated myself from the situation fairly quickly and my brother came and picked me up. When I got into the car I had a look up at the apartment and the balcony, and I'm pretty sure you would have been able to see absolutely everything. Deary me.