Choose Life

Yesterday was Saturday and I did quite a few things.

Some of these things were good, and some of these things were bad.

Let's see if I can remember what some of them were.

In the morning I had some breakfast with my family.

After breakfast I had some things that I needed to do at the shops.

In the afternoon I went and visited my friend Mikey at his place.

He has always been interesting, but now he's becoming a different kind of interesting.

While I was at his place I broke a plate bearing a picture of Jesus.

I also left my sunglasses there.

And was forced to watch a conspiracy DVD.

While I was in his apartment my car was towed.

My car was towed because I parked it illegally.

Getting your car towed sucks.

Big time.

After I busted my car out, I was stood up by my date for the night.

I made several frantic phone calls.

The issues were resolved.

I had an interesting discussion with a cab driver.

Why do all cab drivers want to talk about religion these days?

When I get into the cab do they see someone who seems lost?

Eddie Perfect put on a great performance.

I like girls.

I saw Jason from the Tivoli working in the Night Owl on Brunswick St.

He told me that he still loves drugs and cocks.

I had some very cold beers at the Brunswick Hotel.

I drank some not so cold beers at the Mad Chinaman.

I was again surprised by Dooley's.

It is a suburban pub in the Valley.

I need to stop picking on some people.

I ate a kebab on the way home.

It was awesome.

I'm going to Paniyiri.

Now.