Trevor

That party I went to last night? Ace. It was really a very fun affair. I think I went through it yesterday, but I'll refresh your memory and mine too. The party was game based with an event every hour or so. Everyone was assigned to one of four teams, and the teams were all given inspiration as to what to wear for the evening. The different teams were cricket, 1981 Davis Cup, 1981 VFL Grand Final with Carlton and the Pies and finally Dance/Aerobics.

I've been to some dress up parties before, and usually quite a few people go to the effort, but there's always some that just wear their usual duds. Not last night. Absolutely everyone came dressed in the finest team clothing. It was awesome. There was a lot of bad hair, dodgy moustaches, tight shorts, short skirts, white shirts, high socks and spandex. Some of the outfits were downright disturbing. Men should not wear leotards. Hulk Hagan came as the coach of the VFL team and he brought a home phone so that he could keep in contact with the players down on the field. One of the cricketers came as a one of the Windies, black face and all. Later in the evening he stripped off down to a black g string. He'd covered all of his body with dark make up and then strapped a pink dildo to his leg. One of the girls in the aerobics team did the right thing and wore an extremely high cut g string leotard and leggings. She also volunteered for the twister competition.

It was a fantastic evening, at one stage the host handed out a ton of cigars and the backyard was enveloped in a cloud of smoke. There was also some dude there who kept on doing the splits which was kind of worrying. Apparently he's a diver, but that's no excuse. He passed out pretty early in the piece. The climax of the night was a slip and slide, after that it started to wind down.

This morning has been pretty cruisy. It's another beautiful day here in South East Queensland. My nanna has won another meat tray so I'm over there for lunch today. Plus it's Mother's Day and my sister has a birthday on Tuesday. I don't have a hang over either which is great news.